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Goblin Village
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Scout by Land or Air (DC 15 or 10): This miniature, stilted village is crawling with little green shapes: goblins! This should be easy pickings.
Knowledge: Architecture and Engineering (DC 15): Simply put, the architecture of the miniature goblin village is too good to be of goblin make. The organizers of the competition probably built it with the express intent of having the goblins move in.
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This combat is really straightforward. Use the goblin village map from Jade Regent: the Brinewall Legacy, and attack with the following mobs, using preposterous and ridiculous tactics whenever possible (consider rolling a d%, and on a 10 or under the goblins do something stupid and useless like attempting to run in circles around the PCs, or steal the PCs’ shoes).

Breakbug Commandos (8, instead of dogslicers use saps that do slashing damage to represent pillowcases full of broken bottles): http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/unique-monsters/cr-1/goblin-commando
Goblin Dogs (4): http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/dog/goblin-dog
Breakbug Priests (2, remove magic items from statblock; -1 AC, -1 attack, -1 damage): http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/unique-monsters/cr-4/goblin-priest-goblin-cleric-5
King Fartgobble the Breakingest (1, magic items except the crown are clearly intact and obviously of gorumite make) http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/unique-monsters/cr-6/goblin-king-goblin-fighter-7

Loot
small-size +1 greatsword, amulet of natural armor +1, cloak of resistance +1, small-size +1 full plate, 10 throwing axes, a truly stupid amount of dogslicers, horsechoppers, fragile maces, and broken-glass-sacks, 5 bags of alchemist’s fire, 1 tanglefoot bag, 3 doses of itching powder, and 8,540 copper pieces (85 gold and 4 silver)

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